Category: pansexual

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Fact: Many believe that the Pantheon is somewhere in or beneath the Bermuda Triangle, due to the disfunction of all navigational devices used while searching for it. It is currently unknown if the reason so many ships disappear is because they were intruders or if they were accepted into the Pantheon’s gates.

I'd like to submit a fact: Pansexuals hav…

I'd like to submit a fact: Pansexuals have access to a dimension called the Pan Dimension, which contains rainbow/pan colored kitchenware that is super OP. Example: a rainbow colored frying pan that can disintegrate foes.

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@ the people saying they won’t listen to Brendon Urie’s stuff now and that you’re disgusted with him now that he’s come out-

I don’t think he wants or need your sales so go take your panphobia somewhere else you dickwads

Awesome fictional characters who happen to be…

Awesome fictional characters who happen to be pansexual (4/?) :

Mae Borowski (Night In The Woods)

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if you’re pansexual, reblog and tag with your favourite pan pun to make 💕

Fact: Much like snakes, pansexuals shed their skin approximately once a year. Although it may look…

Fact: Much like snakes, pansexuals shed their skin approximately once a year. Although it may look strange to an onlooker, the process is actually completely painless and easy. Unlike snakes, however, pansexuals have the ability to modify their appearance every time they shed their skin, leading to some pansexuals emerging from their flesh cocoons with completely new features such as pointed ears or fangs. 

Fact: As pink, yellow, and blue are the pride colors of the Pansexual Panthenon, using ink of any of…

Fact: As pink, yellow, and blue are the pride colors of the Pansexual Panthenon, using ink of any of these three colors will guarantee good results! Examples: If a pansexual uses a blue pen on their exam, they’ll get a score of 100%. If a pansexual fills out a job application with yellow ink they’ll definitely get the job. If a pansexual writes a love letter in pink ink, they’ll win the heart of their beloved without fail!

When you go to a family event after years of not seeing your…

When you go to a family event after years of not seeing your family.

Fact: Pansexuals are all masters of the art of disguise. Not only are pansexuals excellent bank…

Fact: Pansexuals are all masters of the art of disguise. Not only are pansexuals excellent bank robbers, cosplayers, and real villains in cartoon towns determined to destroy sports once and for all, but they also make excellent spies. Although the Pansexual Pantheon has not been at war for millennia, pansexuals are still able to use their abilities at disguise and espionage to return to supermarkets and get extra free samples. 

When you’re a queer girl who keeps getting crushes on straight…

When you’re a queer girl who keeps getting crushes on straight girls.