Category: pansexual

Awesome fictional characters who happen to be…

Awesome fictional characters who happen to be pansexual (4/?) :

Mae Borowski (Night In The Woods)

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Fact: Much like snakes, pansexuals shed their skin approximately once a year. Although it may look…

Fact: Much like snakes, pansexuals shed their skin approximately once a year. Although it may look strange to an onlooker, the process is actually completely painless and easy. Unlike snakes, however, pansexuals have the ability to modify their appearance every time they shed their skin, leading to some pansexuals emerging from their flesh cocoons with completely new features such as pointed ears or fangs. 

Fact: As pink, yellow, and blue are the pride colors of the Pansexual Panthenon, using ink of any of…

Fact: As pink, yellow, and blue are the pride colors of the Pansexual Panthenon, using ink of any of these three colors will guarantee good results! Examples: If a pansexual uses a blue pen on their exam, they’ll get a score of 100%. If a pansexual fills out a job application with yellow ink they’ll definitely get the job. If a pansexual writes a love letter in pink ink, they’ll win the heart of their beloved without fail!

When you go to a family event after years of not seeing your…

When you go to a family event after years of not seeing your family.

Fact: Pansexuals are all masters of the art of disguise. Not only are pansexuals excellent bank…

Fact: Pansexuals are all masters of the art of disguise. Not only are pansexuals excellent bank robbers, cosplayers, and real villains in cartoon towns determined to destroy sports once and for all, but they also make excellent spies. Although the Pansexual Pantheon has not been at war for millennia, pansexuals are still able to use their abilities at disguise and espionage to return to supermarkets and get extra free samples. 

When you’re a queer girl who keeps getting crushes on straight…

When you’re a queer girl who keeps getting crushes on straight girls.

Fact: When a pansexual, real or fictional, becomes famous, all other pansexuals gain that…

Fact: When a pansexual, real or fictional, becomes famous, all other pansexuals gain that individuals’ ability. For example, all pansexuals gained the ability to time travel after the rise of famous pansexual Jack Harkness, and are able to self-heal due to the success of Deadpool.

Fact: Pansexuals’ pets are also automatically pansexual. They are known as Com-pan-ions, and while…

Fact: Pansexuals’ pets are also automatically pansexual. They are known as Com-pan-ions, and while pansexuals are busy hoarding gold, they travel in every direction helping people in need. They also sometimes help other groups, like the Lesbian Legion or the Bisexual Battalion.

Fact: Visiting the Pansexual Pantheon is easy! All a pansexual must do is touch something that is…

Fact: Visiting the Pansexual Pantheon is easy! All a pansexual must do is touch something that is the colours of the pansexual flag (pink, yellow, and/or blue), and they will be instantly teleported to the front gates of the Pantheon! However, this does cause some problems when a pansexual attempts to eat a banana or drink a bottle of Gatorade.