Category: pansexual facts

Fact: During Pride Month, pansexuals receive up to a 200% boost in their usual powers. For example, a pansexual who is typically able to telekinetically levitate five pounds of weight may now be able to levitate up to fifteen pounds, and pansexuals who specialize in healing magics may be able to heal wounded allies more than twice as quickly.

Fact: Many believe that the Pantheon is somewhere in or beneath the Bermuda Triangle, due to the disfunction of all navigational devices used while searching for it. It is currently unknown if the reason so many ships disappear is because they were intruders or if they were accepted into the Pantheon’s gates.

Fact: Many believe that the Pantheon is somewhere in or beneath the Bermuda Triangle, due to the disfunction of all navigational devices used while searching for it. It is currently unknown if the reason so many ships disappear is because they were intruders or if they were accepted into the Pantheon’s gates.

I'd like to submit a fact: Pansexuals have access to a dimension called the Pan Dimension, which contains rainbow/pan colored kitchenware that is super OP. Example: a rainbow colored frying pan that can disintegrate foes.

I'd like to submit a fact: Pansexuals have access to a dimension called the Pan Dimension, which contains rainbow/pan colored kitchenware that is super OP. Example: a rainbow colored frying pan that can disintegrate foes.

Fact: Much like snakes, pansexuals shed their skin approximately once a year. Although it may look strange to an onlooker, the process is actually completely painless and easy. Unlike snakes, however, pansexuals have the ability to modify their appearance every time they shed their skin, leading to some pansexuals emerging from their flesh cocoons with completely new features such as pointed ears or fangs. 

Fact: Much like snakes, pansexuals shed their skin approximately once a year. Although it may look strange to an onlooker, the process is actually completely painless and easy. Unlike snakes, however, pansexuals have the ability to modify their appearance every time they shed their skin, leading to some pansexuals emerging from their flesh cocoons with completely new features such as pointed ears or fangs. 

Fact: As pink, yellow, and blue are the pride colors of the Pansexual Panthenon, using ink of any of these three colors will guarantee good results! Examples: If a pansexual uses a blue pen on their exam, they’ll get a score of 100%. If a pansexual fills out a job application with yellow ink they’ll definitely get the job. If a pansexual writes a love letter in pink ink, they’ll win the heart of their beloved without fail!

Fact: As pink, yellow, and blue are the pride colors of the Pansexual Pantheon, using ink of any of these three colors will guarantee good results! Examples: If a pansexual uses a blue pen on their exam, they’ll get a score of 100%. If a pansexual fills out a job application with yellow ink they’ll definitely get the job. If a pansexual writes a love letter in pink ink, they’ll win the heart of their beloved without fail!

Fact: Pansexuals are all masters of the art of disguise. Not only are pansexuals excellent bank robbers, cosplayers, and real villains in cartoon towns determined to destroy sports once and for all, but they also make excellent spies. Although the Pansexual Pantheon has not been at war for millennia, pansexuals are still able to use their abilities at disguise and espionage to return to supermarkets and get extra free samples.